The United Kingdom of Absolute communism329 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.383 billion Absolute communism329ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism329ian economy, worth 687 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 156,767 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, the statue in the Rubio Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, young adults still believe that Eagles deliver newborns to expecting parents, and people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism329's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Absolute communism329 is ranked 17,399^th in the world and 1,225^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 110.75 kickbacks per hour.